FCI Standard No. 163 • Case File 02 • Bone Density
T-Shirt: «HMS Basset: Too Heavy to Float»
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The Basset Hound does not float: it descends like an 18th-century frigate anchor. This heavyweight Bella + Canvas 3001 tee carries the official «HMS Basset» archive banner, screen-printed at 300 DPI on 100% combed ring-spun cotton — 77 lbs of bone density, 4 inches off the ground, zero buoyancy.
FABRIC 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (142 g/m²)
FIT Premium Unisex with side seams
PRINT DTG Digital Print at 300 DPI
PRODUCTION Official manufacturing and fulfillment by Printful
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